39 Ways Studying In The UK Will Ruin Your Life...

1. Wherever you go in the world, there just won’t be enough pubs

2. Definitely not as many old

3. Atmospheric

4. Cosy ones, as you’d like

5. Wherever you go will feel a little ‘lacking’ in jaw-dropping castles

6. And things won’t feel quite as Royal as they should be

7. And it will all just feel a bit too modern when you’re not living half your life in a period drama

8. You’ll always feel too far away from this

9. And dessert will now always feel a bit ‘light’

10. And guys won’t seem as polite

11. Sarcastic

12. Or make you laugh as hard as you’d like

13. And the girls won’t be as polite

14. Sarcastic

15. Or make you laugh as hard as you’d like

16. Because the spring will never seem as green

17. And glorious

18. And tea won’t quite be how it’s meant to be

19. Every garden you come across won’t seem quite so charming

20. Or fussed over

21. And the obsessions you come across won’t seem quite so quaint

22. Or eccentric

23. Or just plain weird

24. You’ll yearn for a passion for mischief

25. And silliness

26. But you’ll feel that when it comes to playing fair

27.  Things just aren’t quite cricket, elsewhere

28. You’ll know that somewhere there’s a place where organising who’s next is a neat, stress-free affair

29. Now, wherever you go, you’ll ask yourself ‘why all this shouting?’

30. And beeping of horns?

31. And the polite ways you’ve picked up mean from now on you’ll always miss out on the last crisp, or slice of pizza

32. And on a Sunday you’ll forever more feel an ache: this is what I need

33. And after a few drinks, an undying craving will emerge

34. The weather just won’t seem like the fascinating topic of conversation it used to be

35. And no one will make you feel better about feeling bad – by feeling worse than you

36. When you’re elsewhere and the sun comes out you’ll wonder why there isn’t a spontaneous festival

37. And when the drinks are flowing you’ll miss the euphoric, surreal and sweet vibe of a British party

38. And everyone acting as if not much happened the next morning

39. And most of all, you’ll forever more, after the night before, be missing one of these

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source:student.com